Sunday, October 25, 2009

Funniest thing I've read today

This is why you need to have friends that are into books.

pp. 122-123

...Also, we learned that the penis - root and stalk together - "has the shape of a boomerang" during intercourse.  (Leonardo [da Vinci] had drawn it stick-straight.) But not its precise dynamics.   If you hurl an uprooted penis into the air, it will not come back to you.  It will most likely, and who can blame it, want nothing to do with you.

No comments: