Saturday, February 16, 2013

I love dating sites

You know what's great about dating online?  It's the lectures you get from people who don't even know you.  Note, I never visited the person's profile(they're in Vegas and I only date/search for people within 25 miles).


Her: You are stupid men

Me: It's lovely to meet you as well. Do you often randomly insult people online?

Her: Only people like you Baby
Her: You're handsome but I don't like Your feelings

Me: You don't like the fact that I'm generally happy and satisfied with my life? Odd, but you knock yourself out hating on other people's happiness.

Her: Sorry you're not handsome is a mistake, you are an stupid person and bye

Me: I hope you're having a great day - enjoy!

I wonder if she gets asked out often...